NEWMARKET, ON – A lethargic 24-year-old man is concerned that the federal government’s proposal to end income sprinkling – a tax loophole that he directly benefits from – may mean he...
Nova Scotia named best province to walk into the sea and end it all
HALIFAX – According to a survey by the Center For Goth Canadian Studies, Nova Scotia has been named the best province to walk into the sea and end it all. The results of the survey reveal that O...
NDP Leadership Ads: Niki Ashton
Our #sponsoredcontent NDP leadership ads conclude with Niki Ashton, the candidate who was supposed to be the cool candidate this time around....
QUIZ: Which elderly relative are you giving tech support to?
As the population ages and technology advances, it is becoming more and more likely that you’re currently walking an aged loved one through the basics of how to connect to WiFi or get Netflix on their...
New brunch place caters exclusively to screaming infants
Vancouver – A new east side restaurant focusing on brunch staples caters exclusively to screaming, crying babies. “Every time I went to a brunch place there were at least 5 patrons under 1, conc...
3 reasons I WASN’T “owned” when Johnny Cage splits-punched me in the genitals
BY GORO, PRINCE OF SHOKAN By now I’m sure you’ve seen the video, and had a good laugh about how my confrontation with liberal celebrity Johnny Cage at the Mortal Kombat tournament ended with him dropp...
“Do whatever you want”: Local mom “doesn’t care”
Your House – Sources in your household are reporting this morning that “you can do whatever you want”, because your mom “doesn’t even care anymore.” The development comes after your 3am return h...
Jordan Peterson refuses to call film “IT”, says clown is clearly a “HIM”
TORONTO – Controversial U of T psychology professor Jordan Peterson once again ignited a public furor last night, refusing to refer to a popular Stephen King-based horror film by the gender-neutral pr...
City of Edmonton offers to pay for Flames’ new arena in exchange for naming rights to ‘Eat Shit Calgary’ Place
EDMONTON – After more than two years of failed negotiations between the city of Calgary and the Calgary Sport and Entertainment Corporation (CSEC) over funding of a new arena for the Calgary Flames, t...
Guide To: Hamilton
Thinking of visiting the city that has more nicknames than residents?...
