WASHINGTON DC — A bombshell memo written by the House Intelligence Chair alleges the FBI opened an investigation into Trump Campaign officials based solely on the fact they done an absurd amount...
Your girlfriend doesn’t want commitment, she wants you to be Rihanna
MISSISSAUGA – After numerous consultations with groups of women congregating in club bathrooms, irrefutable evidence proves that most women are dissatisfied with how un-Rihanna their partners ar...
Priest uses Thursday Mass to test out new material
BRAMPTON – During mass at St. Paul’s Roman Catholic Church this week, Pastor Callum O’Brien, 40, took the opportunity to work on some material he’d been wanting to play around with for a bit. “I...
Alberta NDP fears massive cross-border spill of environmentalism from B.C. NDP
EDMONTON – Alberta premier Rachel Notley gave a press conference today in which she outlined her concerns about a massive spill of environmentalism from across the British Columbia border. “Envi...
Gay friend can’t even look at you until you’re caught up on Drag Race
MONTREAL – According to numerous reports, your closest gay friend, Erik Mitchell, is refusing to engage with you in any way until you have watched the latest episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race. Your ...
Saskatchewan Party solidifies platform of being a political party from Saskatchewan
SASKATOON – At the leadership convention that appointed Sott Moe the new leader, Saskatchewan Party members also voted to amend their party constitution to emphasize that they are both a politic...
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John Tory steps up Toronto’s Amazon bid by becoming the first person to watch all of Mozart in the Jungle
TORONTO – Amidst reports that Ontario’s capital has been selected as one of the top 20 locations for Amazon’s new headquarters, mayor John Tory has proven there’s nothing he won’t do for his city by b...
Trump’s state of the union praised for including several big boy words
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