Trust me, being a city councillor is nothing

By Doug Ford Folks, by now I’m sure you’ve heard that my bill to cut the number of Toronto city councillors in half has passed. And you’ve probably been hearing a lot from said councillors about …

Dempster Highway to be renamed after bread company’s sponsorship ends

DAWSON CITY, YT – The 737 km highway stretch that connects Yukon to the Arctic Ocean in Tuktoyaktuk, NWT will be renamed after the Canada Bread subsidiary and the territorial governments pa…

Maxime Bernier blames multicultural extremists for plotting Winnipeg’s Folklorama

WINNIPEG – In yet another illustration of what he calls ‘multicultural extremism,’ Conservative MP Maxime Bernier has slammed the diversity fanatics at Winnipeg’s Folklorama for plotting a …

QUIZ: Will this quiz tell you what you want to hear about yourself or will you need to take it again?

If there’s anything we know about internet quizzes, it’s that they will tell you, unequivocally, who you are. If you’re looking for an outside source to identify and validate the things you want …

The Giving Tree found guilty of embezzlement in CRA audit

HUNTSVILLE, ON – The Giving Tree has come into trouble as the Canada Revenue Agency released information containing proof that she was guilty of embezzling $1.2 million dollars in a recent …

Sun writer disappointed he has to shelve anti-Islam column after learning Fredericton shooter white

TORONTO – Columnist Joe Warmington was disappointed that he would not see his ready-to-publish pre-written anti-Islam column go to print in the Toronto Sun today after police confirmed that…

Christine Elliott needs to see a few more dead homeless people before she’s convinced overdose prevention sites work

TORONTO – Ontario’s Minister of Health Christine Elliott says that she’ll need to see a lot more dead homeless people before she opens three overdose prevention sites in the province. “Scie…

Kaiju nutritionists now recommend low-car diet

TOKYO – Scientists at the University of Tokyo specializing in giant monster nutrition have released a study on the merits of a diet low in cars. “We’ve found a concerning correlation between obes…

Saudi Arabia condemns Canada’s appalling human rights record of selling arms to Saudi Arabia

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia – In the wake of the diplomatic row over Canada’s support of political prisoners, Saudi Arabia continues to put out press releases and social media statements attacking…

Proud furry activist reminds everyone that humans are technically also animals

GRANBY, QC – In an effort to find a common ground with the general public, a local furry has started a campaign to remind others that humans are technically also animals. Furries, a term co…