Take Your Kid to Work Day opportunity for students to avoid the mistakes of their parents
TORONTO – Across the province of Ontario, grade 9 students are experiencing the workplace firsthand for a lesson in avoiding the soul-sucking careers their parents currently occupy. “Son, d…
Democrats take the House! Everything is good now, right?
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Breaking: Celebrity voted
LOS ANGELES – According to widely shared posts on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, a popular celebrity has voted in the U.S. midterm elections. “I can’t be entirely sure, since I’ve never r…
Thousands of Canadians remind their one American friend on Facebook to vote
WINNIPEG – Scores of Canadians on social media have reminded their only American friend that they should vote in the US midterm election if they haven’t already. “Just in case you didn̵…
Workplace first aid kit has every medical tool except fucking band aids
MISSISSAUGA, ON – This week at the law firm of Wessleman and Wessleman, a suitcase-sized first aid kit was discovered to contain every medical supply imaginable except for the common band-a…
Plastic Straw Ban
Who are the real victims?…
Meet The Beaverton
In these dull and peaceful times, how much news can possibly be satirized?…
The Beaverton Returns
The Beaverton- it’s exactly like all your other CTV favourites!…
US Midterms
Are the Democrats learning from their mistakes?…
“We are the silent majority,” claim both sides
WASHINGTON – Activists and advocates for both sides of the political spectrum remain convinced today that their view is the popular one and claim to have the ‘silent majority.’ “More people…
