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Is Queer Culture Being Ruined By Straights?

As Queer Culture becomes more popular, what do we have that’s just ours?...

Elections Canada concerned facts may interfere with federal election

OTTAWA – Elections Canada is issuing a special warning to all advocacy groups that they should not issue any scientifically verifiable facts during the election that would interfere with Canada’...

Bus seat disturbingly warm

BURNABY, BC – An unsettling series of reports have left BC TransLink patrons concerned for their well being as bus seat warmth has been measured at record high lukewarm levels. “We are working a...

Veterans Affairs changes media policy after mistaking Spartans at the Battle of Thermopylae for Canadian soldiers

OTTAWA – Veterans Affairs has announced it will be screening all of its material for any historical errors after the department mistook Spartans fighting their Persian enemies at the Battle of T...

Trump loses interest in buying Greenland after learning it isn’t a money-themed amusement park

WASHINGTON, DC – Following reports that US President Donald Trump has made numerous inquiries into buying Greenland, several White House staffers have revealed Trump’s initially keen interest wa...

Woman’s Postmedia boycott fails when she discovers she’s a subsidiary of Postmedia

VANCOUVER – Gretchen Jones knew boycotting Canada’s largest newspaper company wouldn’t be easy given its monopolistic hold on Canada’s print media, but she didn’t realize how difficult it would ...

B.C. government says millions in subsidies necessary to prevent fracking industry from packing up natural gas deposits and leaving

VICTORIA – Responding to a report finding the B.C. provincial government gave $663 million in subsidies to natural gas producers last year, Premier John Horgan is adamant that these subsidies we...