Boeing unveils new jet that looks suspiciously like two 737 MAX 8s in an overcoat
SEATTLE, WA – Boeing unveiled a new aircraft today that some analysts are concerned is actually just two 737 MAX 8s in an overcoat. The embattled manufacturer has been under mounting pressu…
Getting your body sweater ready for Fall
Leaves changing, plummeting temps, and the scent of pumpkin spice filling the air; fall is just around the corner. But what will the change of the season mean for your beach bod? Follow these tip…
Charles Koch unfortunately still alive
WICHITA, KS – Charles Koch, the billionaire industrialist and climate-change denier whose political machinations are credited with fomenting America’s current fractious political climate an…
Friend promises TV show is really good once you get past the first three seasons
KITCHENER, ON – Local friend Nadia Ramirez insists her favourite TV show gets really good after you suffer through the first three seasons, and also most of season 5. Ramirez has reportedly not s…
Canadian government deeply concerned fires destroying Amazon rainforest might singe Canadian mines
OTTAWA – Following troubling reports of the massive, environmentally devastating fires currently tearing through the Amazon, the Trudeau government is expressing deep concern that the fires…
Canadian actor enters 40th year as “emerging artist”
TORONTO – Canada’s film and theatre industries came together yesterday in celebration as Kenneth Barnes, a 60-year-old veteran actor with hundreds of plays, tv shows, and films under his be…
New indie board game takes 105 hours to set up
TORONTO – Tired of playing board games that were over before he had a chance to grow a beard or kill a plant through neglect, indie board game developer Patrick O’Gorman has created a revolutiona…
Exhausted Americans petition Greenland to purchase US instead
WASHINGTON – Millions of fed-up Americans have petitioned the autonomous Danish territory of Greenland to purchase the 243-year-old waning superpower for better healthcare, democratic repre…
Watch: Season 3, Episode 5
Emma and Miguel dig deep into Hong Kong; Brandon Hackett protects queer culture.…
RCMP blocks Scheer’s number
OTTAWA – The RCMP have blocked the phone number of Opposition Leader Andrew Scheer after months of round the clock calls requesting the RCMP investigate and arrest the Prime Minister for hi…
