Exhausted Americans petition Greenland to purchase US instead
WASHINGTON – Millions of fed-up Americans have petitioned the autonomous Danish territory of Greenland to purchase the 243-year-old waning superpower for better healthcare, democratic repre…
Watch: Season 3, Episode 5
Emma and Miguel dig deep into Hong Kong; Brandon Hackett protects queer culture.…
RCMP blocks Scheer’s number
OTTAWA – The RCMP have blocked the phone number of Opposition Leader Andrew Scheer after months of round the clock calls requesting the RCMP investigate and arrest the Prime Minister for hi…
The Multiple Universes Theory perfectly explains those photos of me with another woman, Linda – by Professor H.H. Montgomery
by Professor H.H. Montgomery As a scientist, I grapple every day with the large questions about the nature of reality and try to find answers to the BIG questions. And so I am pleased to be able …
Is Queer Culture Being Ruined By Straights?
As Queer Culture becomes more popular, what do we have that’s just ours?…
Return of SNC-Lavalin Scandal allows Canadians second opportunity to not understand it
The high octane drama only Canadian politics can provide.…
Elections Canada concerned facts may interfere with federal election
OTTAWA – Elections Canada is issuing a special warning to all advocacy groups that they should not issue any scientifically verifiable facts during the election that would interfere with Ca…
Bus seat disturbingly warm
BURNABY, BC – An unsettling series of reports have left BC TransLink patrons concerned for their well being as bus seat warmth has been measured at record high lukewarm levels. “We are work…
Veterans Affairs changes media policy after mistaking Spartans at the Battle of Thermopylae for Canadian soldiers
OTTAWA – Veterans Affairs has announced it will be screening all of its material for any historical errors after the department mistook Spartans fighting their Persian enemies at the Battle…
Trump loses interest in buying Greenland after learning it isn’t a money-themed amusement park
WASHINGTON, DC – Following reports that US President Donald Trump has made numerous inquiries into buying Greenland, several White House staffers have revealed Trump’s initially keen intere…
