By Rick Powell I’ve lived on Albion Crescent for twelve years now. There are enough things to like about the neighbourhood: reasonable property taxes, plenty of green space, proximity to go…
Opinion
Suspended Senator Patrick Brazeau now manager of a strip club
Sources at the BareFax Gentlemen’s Club, an Ottawa strip club, have confirmed that suspended senator Patrick Brazeau is an employee. What’s your say? “Headline spot, or does he have to tryo…
Sir, don’t you think you’ve rolled up enough rims for one day?
BY A TIM HORTONS DRIVE THRU SPEAKER BOX On behalf of Tim Horton’s, I would like to thank you for your loyal patronage at our stores during our roll-up-the-rim-to-win event, but Sir, don’t you thi…
That pusillanimous charlatan David Johnston has perniciously mulct the Order of Canada from me
BY CONRAD BLACK In what can only be called a banal display of demagoguery, the Governor General, along with that Star Council of pabulum known as the advisory council, has hoisted me from the Ord…
I just want to share the game I love, and be treated like a living god in the process
BY DENNIS RODMAN You know I’ve taken a lot of heat during my career. Whether it’s for the dyed hair and the piercings, headbutting opponents, refusing to leave the court after being e…
The Ladies are going to love this new fedora
By Myron Wales Today’s ladies are looking for a more sophisticated class of man. Gone are the days when a ragamuffin with a heart of gold could win the affection of a fair maid. The modern dating…
Here are some other things that I think are fantastic
BY: KEVIN O’LEARY Listen, I’ve heard a lot of people talking about how terrible it is that 85 people own more money than the poorest three and a half billion. Well let me tell you something…
5 perfect holiday tips to make your Christmas ornaments come to life when you leave the room
By Mariah von Birdspell Host of HGTV’s “Transcendental DIY” Like a secret recipe for eggnog or a favourite carol, plenty of us have cherished family traditions for “Zeigvitus,” or the practice o…
Toronto named number one city for young people, internationally
A global urban index has ranked Toronto as number 1 out of 25 of the world’s major cities based on qualities most attractive for people between the ages of 15 and 29. What’s your say? “It’s not s…
I preferred Question Period on Twitter because the decorum was better and I got to do it naked
By Thomas Mulcair, Leader of the Opposition Now that the House is back in session I’ve come to a conclusion. I was sitting in QP (what we pros call Question Period), and realized that it was a lo…
