BY KEVIN DOWSE, BEAVERTON CORPORATION LACKEY It’s a battle as old as time: the CBC wages war on hard-working corporations, all while getting fat suckling at the teat of Mother Taxpayer. I used to…
Editorial
I endorse the Beaverton Corporation for Conservative Party Leader
BY: STEPHEN HARPER, CANADA’S 22ND PRIME MINISTER Over these past few months, as numerous candidates have announced their intention to run to replace me as leader of the Conservative Party, …
I’m not really sure what an Innovation Minister is supposed to do
BY: NAVDEEP BAINS, MINISTER OF INNOVATION, SCIENCE, AND ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT CANADA As the Minister of Innovation, Science, and Economic Development of Canada, I’m consulting all Canadians for su…
EDITORIAL by Conservative Blonde Lady Pundit 64B: “You think you’re such special snowflakes because you weren’t grown in a lab”
As a leading Conservative Blonde Lady Pundit in this divided political climate, I get a lot of flack from commie haters and sensitive social justice warriors. And I’ve got a message for the…
I don’t want to take attention from my niece’s wedding but I have a few things to say about Israel
BY: JEFFREY GRANT This whole day is to celebrate the beautiful love of Nadine and Kevin but while I have all of your attention and a microphone I think it would be a disservice to everyone, espec…
Editorial by Don Meredith: “At least I did my expenses correctly”
As many of you know, I am a man of faith, and faith is at the foundation of a good and just society. But I fear that the faith in the great institution of our Canadian Senate may be shaken in the…
Editorial: My rant against Jews was taken out of context by the vast Jewish conspiracy which controls the world
BY: GAVIN McINNES, CONTRIBUTOR TO REBEL MEDIA Over the past few days, I have faced a backlash over the release of a video I recorded for my online show in which I talk about all the reasons I hat…
Editorial: How am I supposed to pass the Bechdel test when my husband is so hot?
By Sophie Gregoire Trudeau While performing my annual International Women’s Day ritual by admiring every crevasse on my husbands body and bragging about it on the internet, I saw for the first ti…
Editorial: If Global Warming is real then why am I being sued by a woman who slipped on my sidewalk?
By Taylor Michaels The time has come to start questioning whether the so-called “experts” in climate change really know what they’re talking about. Sure, we all want to believe that the world is …
Editorial: Have you tried the healing powers of crystals? – by your coworker Julie
BY: YOUR COWORKER JULIE Greetings all, I know many of you made New Year’s Resolutions to get healthy – good for you! Such a brave step. I am proud of you! With so much misinformation about fad di…
