TALLAHASSEE, FL – A groundbreaking new research study released by a team of all male scientists has revealed that nudity, long considered taboo and shameful, is actually “quite awesome.” Th…
12-year-old can’t figure out why parents hugging him more since trip to the doctor
REGINA, SK – Ever since his trip to the doctor two weeks ago, Josh Barnabey, 12, can’t figure out why his parents are hugging him a lot more than usual. “They keep patting my head and givin…
Underemployed ESL teachers increasingly seek work underseas
PACIFIC OCEAN – A dwindling market for English language instruction overseas is forcing many unemployed English as a second language (ESL) teachers to seek work underseas, where new job opp…
Canada issues apology
NEW YORK – A Canadian representative issued an apology on behalf of Canada at a recent United Nations General Assembly meeting. The representative stood up during a heated discussion concer…
China loans Canada two giant pandas
In what is being described as ‘Panda diplomacy,’ The People’s Republic of China has agreed to loan Canada two giant pandas – at a cost of $10 million – as a symbol of goodwill and the…
Our city needs to bind together and do something about the issue currently making headlines
By Catherine Del Pierro Today I would like to write about something that desperately needs all of our attention. Our city has neglected this matter for too long, whatever it is. Yes, it’s time fo…
