Baltimore, MA — Americans have been shocked by research from the University of Maryland that reveals, contrary to popular belief, that the best way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with…
If you click on this Spice Girls quiz, we promise we’ll tell you which options will get you Posh Spice
From Wannabe to Spice up Your Life, the Spice Girls were Girl Power personified. But which one matches your personality? Is it Ginger Spice, Sporty Spice, Scary Spice, Baby Spice, or the one that…
Nation awakes in horror to discover they’ve missed the Junos again
VANCOUVER — Canadian citizens have had a rude awakening this morning as the entire nation has gotten up and realized in horror that they missed the Canadian music awards ceremony the Junos again.…
Toronto Zoo sending giant pandas to Calgary to make space for one colossal panda
TORONTO — Zoo staff are bidding a fond farewell as the four giant pandas they hosted for several years are being sent to the Calgary Zoo in order to make space for one colossal panda. “It’s been …
Paramedic not sure why she hasn’t gotten to ride the helicopter yet
THUNDER BAY — Following five months of employment, Thunder Bay paramedic Samantha Ledoux is increasingly worried by the fact that she hasn’t gotten to ride the search and rescue helicopter yet. “…
Sad man with no ideas sits in café
VICTORIA — Following three hours of browsing the internet at Second Cup, aspiring writer Jeffrey Burgess sadly continues to have no ideas. “Getting out of the house helps open up my mind”, said B…
Local man celebrates birthday by treating himself to things he has in no way denied himself previously
HALIFAX — According to reports, local man Matt Burnham celebrated his 26th birthday by treating himself to things he consumes and/or partakes in on a regular basis. “It’s my birthday, so of cours…
Orchestra scientists discover new superconductor
MONTREAL — McGill University researchers specializing in Orchestral Sciences have announced a newly discovered superconductor with astonishing implications for the future of music. “We now have a…
DC lawyers insist Trump cannot be found guilty of obstruction of justice because he doesn’t know the word ‘obstruction’
WASHINGTON — Following Donald Trump’s apparent admission via Twitter that he was aware of criminal wrongdoing when he asked former FBI director James Comey to halt an investigation into former ai…
7 regional Canadian dishes that are poutine
Canada is home to a veritable feast of regional dishes that will make your mouth water. From sea to shining sea, there’s a delicious, homespun recipe waiting for you in each city, town, or villag…