OTTAWA – Certain members of the Conservative caucus said they would be willing to support the motion condemning Islamophobia so long as ‘Muslims’ are defined as ‘Jews’, ‘Christians’, or any…
Tory MPs laugh at colleague who once performed manual labour without servant help
OTTAWA – Conservative MPs had a great laugh at the expense of Infrastructure Minister Amarjeet Sohi after hearing he once had a job involving manual labour and no help from domestic servant…
Editorial: Son, you have completely ruined Flag Day
BY: PETER G. GRIMSHAW Your mother and I are very, very disappointed in you and your behaviour on this sacred annual day. You ought to be ashamed of yourself for ruining National Flag of Canada Da…
Michel Therrien to take over struggling Timbits Hockey team
MONTREAL – Former Habs coach Michel Therrien has been quickly picked up by a struggling Gatineau Timbits Hockey team who started off the season with promise, but dropped their past five gam…
Report: Nova Scotia closed until first supply ship arrives in spring
HALIFAX – Nova Scotia Premier Stephen McNeil has decreed that all businesses and public institutions be closed until the first supply ship is spotted on the horizon sometime in the Spring. …
Public service pay issue successfully resolved after public servant dies
OTTAWA – The problem-plagued Phoenix Pay system for public servants resolved yet another pay-related issue after an employee has dropped dead from an apparent heart attack on Tuesday. Mauri…
Dozens of refugees cross back into US after realizing they’re in Manitoba
Emerson, MB – More than 50 refugees fleeing into Canada from the US to avoid the Presidency of Donald Trump turned back after realizing they had entered the province of Manitoba. “Are you s…
The Beaverton’s prison rankings – The best of the best
Are you facing prison time or thinking that you’ll eventually end up in one? The Beaverton has once again evaluated every prison in Canada for prospective inmates. Here are the six that cam…
Conservative Party Leadership Profile: Kevin O’Leary
Name: Terence Thomas Kevin O’Leary Background: O’Leary started his career as a financial hawk quite young: by selling bags of “candy” on the playground that were actually …
Vancouver’s use of organic salt-alternative for sidewalks backfires
VANCOUVER – The City of Vancouver’s plan to use a more environmentally friendly alternative to salt has not been effective at reducing the ice that still coats most of the municipality’s si…
