MONTREAL – The Liberal Party of Canada will be reviewing its vetting process after images of a candidate wearing brownface were revealed by Time Magazine. Justin Trudeau, an up-and-coming h…
Green Party asks plane they’re flying on to remove left, right wings to adhere to party’s message
MONTREAL – Flights were delayed at Pierre Elliot Trudeau Airport after Green Party Leader Elizabeth May insisted the Air Canada flight she was travelling on remove both left and right wings…
Election throwback: Pierre Trudeau appoints football Robert Stanfield fumbled to Senate
An excerpt from The Beaverton Presents Glorious and/or Free: The True History of Canada. Available where books are sold. July 10th, 1974 OTTAWA – The football that foiled any chance of Prog…
Tory candidate dropped for not making bigoted remarks
OTTAWA – The Conservative Party of Canada have removed one of their candidates from an Ontario riding after it was discovered she has not made any racist, homophobic, or slanderous remark t…
Conservative tax break allows citizens to decide what government services they want cut
TORONTO – Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer has proposed giving individual taxpayers the option of choosing which government infrastructure, programs, and services to cut to pay for his pro…
“Just make oil prices leap to $120/barrel, and it will end,” says Jason Kenney waterboarding environmentalist
FORT McMURRAY, AB – After pouring a bucket of water over the head of a suspected environmentalist to simulate drowning, Alberta Premier Jason Kenney again demanded his chained captive raise…
Despite zero confirmations, The Beaverton’s National Leaders Debate will go ahead with empty podiums
TORONTO – The Beaverton’s National Leaders Debate will still go ahead tonight void of debaters despite having no confirmations from any of the leaders yet. Debate organizers assumed that th…
Analysis: Trudeau has best debate performance of his career
TORONTO – Last night’s Maclean’s/City TV leaders debate for the 2019 federal election was a true highlight for the Prime Minister’s political career. Justin Trudeau had zero gaffes and stum…
Vaping industry responds to deaths by rebranding their product as ‘life cessation devices’
NEW YORK – With the sixth vaping-related death reported in the United States and hundreds more hospitalized, the e-cigarette industry has responded to public health concerns by rebranding t…
Leaders help inspire young Canadians to pursue some career other than politics
OTTAWA – With the federal election under way, younger voters have been inspired by Canada’s major party leaders to change their life direction by never, ever running for public office. “I t…
