Vatican City – During his online arguments with US president Trump, Pope Leo XIV was able to ratio the president on X, getting more likes than the President’s original post and handing Trump, “an L.”
“Jesus would have wanted this to happen, fam,” explained the current head of the catholic church. “Unc was fast to throw hands but soft to land them, no cap. I stood ten toes down on bro while he crashed out. High key.”
Trump received widespread criticism for posting an A.I. image of himself depicted as a Jesus-like figure, while Pop Leo argued that the real Jesus would never advocate for war, and would have been delighted that someone would, “flex and style on the cheetoman.”
“All Catholics understand that Jesus is our ride or die,” calmly explained Pope Leo while hitting a vape pen. “Twin would have thought prez was a punk, brainrotted to the core. Sigma move was to put rich boy in his place, and so Pope Leo obliged while aura-farming on his ass. Bet.”
Cardinals from all over the world have weighed in on Pope Leo’s brave response to the president and his recent actions, calling Pope Leo’s statements, “tight”, “based”, and emphasizing to “let him cook.”
“Trump is chopped,” stated Bishop Robert Barron while hanging on the stoop with several other bishops. “Bro has generational aura debt after Leo clocked him. Mad props.”
