“After receiving intel that Ozark is really good from my cousin Ted, the force has decided Ozark is a potential class 3 Friday night binge, and the situation should be monitored closely,” said assistant director Mason Todd. “At the moment, our next step is to coordinate field agents to find a timeframe to watch it together so we have someone to talk to about it later.”
The crime drama came on Canadian intelligence’s radar after it was suspected of possessing a complex plot and confirmed ties to Jason Bateman, who’s pretty good in most stuff.
However, some departments haven’t forgotten the fourth season of Arrested Development, and have released all-points bulletins reminding the public what happens when they get their hopes too high.
In related news, CSIS is reportedly closer than ever to finding the US government’s Netflix password.