CANADA - Lover's of Smoke's Poutinerie nation-wide are breathing a joint sigh of relief, as the company implements a new service policy letting them throw out half of each poutine before it is even served.
EDMONTON, AB - City officials announced this week that Edmonton would be undergoing a radical "re-branding" aimed at attracting younger residents and improving its klout score.
VANCOUVER - Vancouver police and the BC SPCA have uncovered a sophisticated exotic baby animal smuggling ring and arrested several Telus marketing executives who are implicated.
OTTAWA - RCMP officials announced this morning that suspended senator Mike Duffy will face 31 charges, namely accepting a $90,000 bribe from some guy, or woman, perhaps, who probably isn’t very important.
TEL AVIV – Both Palestinian and Israeli sources have confirmed today that the “usual crap” is currently taking place in Gaza, and that they have “fucking had it.”
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