WELLAND - Canada’s most addictive street drug is increasing in price by ten cents worrying many public health experts and addicts.
HELL - Prime Minister Stephen Harper has signed a landmark trade agreement between Canada and Hell’s layer reserved for greedy, hoarding souls.
BEIJING - After being praised for his commitment to environmental catastrophe, Stephen Harper kicked the annual Festival of the Polluted Moon off by throwing a bag of flaming garbage into a massive pile of tires.
OTTAWA - After posing as a fake Canadian Forces soldier, DND and Veterans Affairs have decided the imposter’s punishment should be to endure the poor treatment they inflict on a real Canadian veteran.
North Bay, ON - Although there has been no confirmed sighting, the Cameron family are convinced that NHL legend and friendly faced Rogers spokesman Mark Messier is somewhere in their house, waiting to burst out and start talking about Rogers NHL Gamecentre Live.Read more... in Sports
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