OTTAWA - Immigration Minister Chris Alexander has announced a new program to attract the most desirable economic immigrants by promptly issuing them a cab license.
NORTH CHRISTMASLAND - A team of economists have released a report detailing an impending price drop in the gingerbread housing market.
FORT McMURRAY - Unable to cope with tumbling price of oil, several oil sands executives have taken their own lives by drinking the contaminated tap water in Fort McMurray.
OTTAWA - The terrorist group ISIS has released a video of Canadian John Maguire calling on his fellow Muslim countrymen to carry out lone-wolf attacks, unless any of them want to grab a bite or maybe watch some Netflix together.
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