OTTAWA – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and President Joe Biden met on Tuesday to discuss important Canada – US relation topics, including some light talk about sports, and also how th…
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Kamala Harris promises more BIPOC representation in US prison population
WASHINGTON D.C. – Kamala Harris, who made history this week being sworn in as the first Indian-American and Black vice president, has assured Americans that she is also staunchly committed …
Canadian physios overwhelmed as nation injured patting itself on the back
FORT LANGLEY, BC – Physiotherapists nationwide are reporting a sudden influx of Canadians who have been injured trying to pat themselves on the back after witnessing the chaos erupting in t…
Canada extends U.S. border closure to totally arbitrary date of January 21
OTTAWA – The Canadian Border Services Agency has announced that the Canada-U.S. border will remain closed until January 21st, “a date with no specific significance whatsoever.” “We would li…
Trump clarifies that massive Chinese tariffs will not include racist T-shirts
WASHINGTON, DC – Following his controversial $200 billion tariffs on Chinese imports, President Trump clarified this week that the tariffs would not apply to racially insensitive clothing. “Many …
Eight year-old pretty sure her army dad is hiding in that cardboard box in the middle of school gymnasium
ST. LOUIS – Third grader Emily Harris is reporting a high degree of confidence that her father, who has been stationed in Afghanistan for almost 18 months, is hiding in that large, conspicuous bo…
America just going to permanently leave flags at half-mast
AMERICA — In the wake of the latest mass shooting, the United States of America has collectively decided that it makes more sense to leave their flags at half-mast on an ongoing basis. “Low…
IN PHOTOS: Local children sleep over at Jimmy’s to read his copy of Fire and Fury
Group of children delight as they read Michel Wolff’s White House tell-all during a sleep-over at Jimmy’s house.…
“I know exactly how to fix America” claims teenager who just watched Fight Club for the first time
COCHRANE, AB – Local teen Ryan Killicky claims that he has the answer of how to fix the massive social and political turmoil occurring within the United States, and that the solution lies w…
US health care debacle makes local man proud of system that’s unaffordable for 10% of Canadians
HALIFAX – After seeing several news reports stating upwards of 30 million Americans could lose health insurance, local man Oscar Mcallister says he’s proud to live in a country where only t…
