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Report: Middle urinal thirsty

MEN’S WASHROOM – According to a recent report from the men’s washroom, the middle urinal is very, very thirsty.  While it is a perfectly functional toilet — much like its left and right counterpa…


Women rejoice as men mandated to stay 6ft away

TORONTO – As a result of COVID-19 social distancing women are rejoicing as men have been required to stay at least 6 ft away. Relieved to have some downtime from cat-calling Craig’s, lurkin…