TORONTO – Showing once again his keen mind for policy, Doug Ford has promised that destroying the Ontario Greenbelt will finally allow the kind of oil pipeline development that Canada has b…
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I just really, really like smiles
By: Doug Ford You may have noticed I found myself embroiled in a bit of a scandal this weekend. No not the one where I suggested immigrants are not real Ontarians. The other one where I repeatedl…
Kathleen Wynne completes third draft of concession speech
TORONTO, ON – Liberal Party leader Kathleen Wynne announced this week that she has finished writing “the best draft yet” of her concession speech for the upcoming Provincial election. “Normally p…
Exclusive: The Beaverton has obtained the casting call sheet for the role of “Doug Ford supporters”
TORONTO – Doug Ford’s campaign has confirmed that actors were hired to play Ford Nation supporters outside the Ontario leaders’ debate Monday evening. It is tradition that parties shameless…
Doug Ford promises wife he’ll read just one more policy brief before heading to bed
TORONTO – Saying that it was important he “knew all the facts” before another day on the campaign trail, Ontario PC leader Doug Ford paused the Mozart he was listening to, put down his Earl…
Toronto Sun finds efficiencies by just letting Ontario PCs write their election coverage
TORONTO — As newspapers across Canada face budget cuts, the Toronto Sun has announced it will save money by outsourcing all of their Ontario election reporting to Doug Ford and his Progress…
Kathleen Wynne still polling well among voters who are Kathleen Wynne
ONTARIO – Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne has shocked critics following a recent Angus Reid poll that shows high election support from those voters who are Kathleen Wynne. “Even amidst all the sto…
Report: Andrea Horwath honestly trying her hardest
HAMILTON – As the provincial election approaches, sources indicate Ontario NDP leader Andrea Horwath is truly doing her best to win on June 7th. “Despite what it may look like, she is really doin…
LIBERAL SCANDAL: Kathleen Wynne wasted millions on fancy underground cars for the Toronto elite
TORONTO – Yet another scandal rocked the Provincial Government today, when allegations surfaced that Kathleen Wynne blew millions of taxpayer dollars on lavish subterranean limousines for the Tor…
EDITORIAL: I hate everything Doug Ford stands for, but I love giving my dentist money
By Daniel Brinkley I’m facing a moral quandary right now. I’m a progressive person and I want what’s best for Ontario, but the Liberals and NDP have made a controversial promise that I think goes…
