Syrian refugees relieved they won’t end up in Saskatchewan
BEIRUT — Syrian refugees expected to arrive in Canada were consoled by the fact that they are not welcome to live in Saskatchewan following Premier Brad Wall’s concerns that some of them ma…
ISIS sends “thank you” fruit basket to people who set fire to Peterborough mosque
PETERBOROUGH – ISIS has sent a fruit basket in gratitude to the people responsible for deliberately setting Peterborough’s Masjid Al-Salaam mosque on fire this weekend. “Honestly, we could not ha…
This incomprehensible tragedy perfectly confirms what I already believed
BY : DOUGLAS FRANK I see that something terrible has happened. I see also that most people are still frantically searching for their loved ones, donating their time and effort to rescue operation…
Northern driver prepares for winter, puts snow chains on sled dogs
IGLOOLIK – As the long, dark winter approaches, Nunavut resident Joe Palluq has started the lengthy process of attaching snow chains to his dog team. “When it was only -15°C back in July we…
Men’s Rights group demands safe space on campus to complain about women’s safe space on campus
MONTREAL – McGill University is under fire from MRActive, a group of Men’s Rights Activists that is demanding a safe space on campus to complain about the women’s safe space on campus. “We …
Montreal environmentalists drive to Cornwall for #2
MONTREAL — Following the start of a massive raw sewage dump into the St. Lawrence river, environmentalists across the island of Montreal have begun driving to facilities in nearby Cornwall,…
Middle-class Vancouver family can’t believe how many crawl spaces are in their price range
VANCOUVER – The Davidsons, a family of five, have easily discovered many reasonably priced crawl spaces, unoccupied walls, and under-porch real estate available in Vancouver, contradicting …
Judge cites Bro Code as precedent in rape trial
OTTAWA– A Federal Court judge has sought to overturn decades of precedent and statute by relying on the centuries old Bro Code. Justice Robin Camp, who until his appoint to the Federal Cour…
Just because I sent you a dick pic, doesn’t mean I’m not a nice guy
BY: DONG_ZILLA Hey ladies, how’s it going? I’m going to assume not good, because most of you are very angry with me. But why? Was it because of the dick pic? How quick you are to judg…
Trudeau considers re-muzzling scientists after 3 hour conversation about rare seaweed
OTTAWA – PM Justin Trudeau is reconsidering unmuzzling Canada’s scientists after a one-sided conversation about a rare New Zealand seaweed went on for more than 180 minutes. “Listen, I’m tr…