OTTAWA – Kevin O’Leary has been forced to suspend his campaign for the Conservative party leadership after a California condor, mistaking O’Leary’s shiny, white pate for an egg, attempted to inc...
American coal mines reopened after Trump buries million tons of coal
WEST VIRGINIA – Following through on his promise to get coal country working again, Donald Trump has purchased millions of tons of coal, and buried it throughout the West Virginian countryside. ...
Unknown MP Hephen Starper running for conservative leadership
OTTAWA – In an unexpected turn of events little known MP Hephen Starper has entered into the race for leadership of the Conservative Party. Starper is considered by many to be a dark horse candi...
Americans substitute ‘hang in there kitty’ posters for ‘ostrich with head in sand’
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA – As the dust settled on the first week of the new U.S. administration, millions of Americans sought to redecorate for the impending apocalypse by tearing down their dec...
Canadians Try A Thing
This week on BeavFeed, we round up the gang and have them try a thing! #content #millennials...
Local woman loses holiday weight just in time for world to end
GUELPH – Through counting points, exercising and an astounding variety of vegetable-based pasta substitutes, Christine Newman finally lost her holiday weight just in time for the world to implod...
Season pass to Whistler/Blackcomb discounted to blood sacrifice, eternal damnation, 12 white rhino horns
Whistler, BC — In a bid to make their ski hill more accessible, Whistler/Blackcomb has decided to lower the price of their season pass from three kidneys, four virgins, and the head of a weary K...
Northwestel study determines it has the fastest, only internet in Canada’s North
WHITEHORSE – A Northwestel study has confirmed that the only internet company serving Canada’s population North of 60 also provides the fastest internet in Canada’s North by comparison. The sole...
Kellie Leitch’s campaign manager resigns after scoring 6% on Canadian Values Test
OTTAWA – Nick Kouvalis, campaign manager for Kellie Leitch’s Conservative leadership bid, has resigned after receiving a failing grade on the candidate’s signature “Canadian Values Test”. “First...
How To: Make An Instructional Video
How does one create edutainment for the internet anyway?...
