Mansbridge retirement leaves nation’s mothers with precious few remaining sexual fantasies
TORONTO – Peter Mansbridge’s announcement that he will be retiring in July 2017 have left the middle-aged mothers of Canada with even fewer celebrities about which to sexually fantasize. “H…
Drake finally gets under the shirt, over the bra with Rihanna
TORONTO — Over the long weekend, the nation was jubilant to receive news that Toronto-born rapper Drake had finally gotten to second base with girlfriend Rihanna. The news about the progres…
Ontario government successfully prepares generation of children who don’t know if $300 billion debt big or small
TORONTO – The emergence of EQAO test results that show half of grade 6 students failing to meet the provincial math standard has prompted the Ontario government to reveal their plan to rais…
Nation’s teachers desperately try to finish lesson plans night before school starts
OTTAWA – Having failed to realize the first day of class was coming up so quickly, Canada’s teachers spent last night desperately trying to finish their lesson plans and assignment schedule…
You are Drake: Can you record a #1 Single and watch this guy’s stuff for a few minutes?
Drake, successful Toronto hip-hop artist, has forgotten that he has to write a hit song to record… tomorrow… Also, can you hold onto this guy’s stuff?…
How well do you really know Prime Minister Justin Trudeau?
How well do you really know Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau? Well, take this quiz to find out the conclusive answer! Sources https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Trudeau http://time.com/4…
5 unique illustrated prints that will make you say “I’ve woken up in a stranger’s home… again”
No time like the present to spruce up a room with some new illustrated prints, particularly if it’s a room in a strange house where you’ve inexplicably come to! Photo Credit …
Top 10 Heritage Minutes to make love to
Take a look at the hottest Heritage Minutes that you didn’t even know would kickstart your love life. 10. Agnes Macphail Get tied up and spanked as the first female MP, Agnes Macphail chast…
Amazing! After 17-year legal battle, genie who wrote “Genie in a Bottle” finally receives royalties
Good News Alert! After fighting for almost two decades, Jehosophine Nin, the unknown creator behind Christina Aguilera’s “Genie in a Bottle,” has finally been awarded an order for royalties…
Which dead ‘The Littlest Hobo’ dog are you?
Ever wondered which of the now deceased The Littlest Hobo dogs is your true spirit animal? We all have, but now you can take this quiz to find out! Sources https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_TV ht…
