Trudeau immediately begs for job back after realising he’ll need to buy a house

OTTAWA – Just hours after announcing he was stepping down as Liberal Party leader and prime minister, Justin Trudeau was begging for the job back after spending 10 minutes browsing the Ottawa hou…

Trudeau opting not to run in next election closest he’s ever come to electoral reform

OTTAWA – With Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stepping down as Liberal leader, observers have noted that not running as planned in the upcoming election is technically the closest he has ever…

Report: Just one or two million mistakes can bring down a Prime Minister

OTTAWA – According to experts Justin Trudeau resigning is proof that just making political error after political error over the course of 9 years can topple even the most powerful politicia…

Science Win! This AI video of a dog eating spaghetti uses the same amount of power as Haiti!

THE INTERNET – Just when you thought technology couldn’t get any awesomer, this latest generative video super computer can now make an entire video of a dog eating spaghetti in mere seconds…

Boq tuah! Here’s how that weird little guy from Wicked likes his oral

MUNCHKINLAND – Wonder no more, Wicked fans: Boq, the weirdest little guy at Dear Old Shiz University has released a statement detailing exactly how he likes to spit on that Ozian thang, and…

Lock tuah! Why you should always use two-factor authentication

Have you ever been told about 2-factor authentication – that is, voluntarily providing 2 methods of identification when logging into an account, like a password and a text message code R…

Sock tuah! Lost knee high finally found in lint trap

REGINA – A local woman is celebrating tonight after finding her long lost work sock in the last place she looked – the lint trap of her dryer. “There’s really only a few places that m…

Churchapalooza showcases new Christian ACDC cover band ADBC

SALT LAKE CITY – North America’s biggest Christian rock music festival, Churchapalooza, is excited to announce their newest headliner and this year’s most talked about group – t…

Clock tuah! Meet the woman who wears two wristwatches at once

WINNIPEG – Local woman Renee Schloss is garnering major attention for her unique affectation – wearing two functioning wristwatches at once. “I wear one on the left, and one on the ri…

Gen Xer attempts to untangle AirPods

NANAIMO, BC — Local Gen X-er Jerry Greene flailed like an inflatable car dealership mascot today as he attempted to untangle and insert his AirPods before answering his ringing iPhone. “‘Call mis…