OSTRAVA, CZ – The TSN centre ice camera has won gold at the IIHF World Juniors in the Czech Republic on behalf of Team Canada. The camera, who played at every game at the arena showed a tre…
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Canadian holiday tradition of angrily berating teenagers continues
OSTRAVA, CZ – The long-held Canadian holiday tradition of berating 16-to 19-year-olds for losing a hockey game started a few days earlier this year. Fervent displays of the holiday spirit d…
20,000 lovers fill arena to watch their ex-man put on a ring
TORONTO – Roughly 20,000 broken-hearted people filled Scotiabank Centre to watch their ex man put on a ring. Millions more of the grief-stricken couldn’t look away from their television scr…
Kawhi celebrates return to Toronto by visiting his favourite H&R Block
TORONTO – Several months after leading the Raptors to their first NBA title Kawhi Leonard has returned to Toronto, so naturally has marked his return to the city by spending the afternoon a…
Russia to participate at the Olympics by representing Ukraine
MOSCOW – Russian President Vladmir Putin says his country’s athletes will still be participating in the Olympics despite a 4 year ban by representing the country Russia is partially occupyi…
TSN applies trigger warning for Leafs fans
TORONTO – Before watching or listening to any Toronto Maple Leafs game on TSN, viewers will be required to read and agree to a trigger warning to avoid traumatizing any Leafs fans. Producer…
Bill Peters asks Calgary GM to forward apology to black player if he gets the chance
CALGARY – Calgary Flames coach Bill Peters has asked the team’s GM to forward his apology letter to the black player he racially taunted and put down while he was a coach in the minor leagu…
Sport that definitely doesn’t have a racism problem suffers second racism scandal of month
CALGARY – Hockey, a sport that everyone agrees has absolutely no problem with racism and if you say otherwise you are a social justice warrior trying to stir up trouble, is currently being …
Podcaster Don Cherry’s attempt to read MeUndies ad quickly goes off the rails
Mississauga, ON – In the midst of recording a new episode of his podcast ‘Grapevine’ host Don Cherry’s attempt to read aloud an ad for online underwear vendor MeUndies too…
Ron MacLean accidentally nods while watching Hitler speech on YouTube
OTTAWA – Hockey Night in Canada commentator Ron MacLean accidentally caught himself nodding at an old Hitler speech this week, and wants to clarify that to him, nods mean nothing. During his apol…
