OTTAWA — Conservative Leadership candidate Kellie Leitch has released her list of “Canadian values test” questions, which she promises will catch terrorists provided they never, ever tell a…
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Chris Alexander denies claim that he is Chucky doll
Our conservative party funded ads continue today with leadership candidate Chris Alexander.…
Quebec prison features first all-politician basketball team
MONTREAL – A Quebec prison now showcases a basketball team exclusively made up of former municipal and provincial politicians within the penitentiary’s sports league. While the squad …
Premier Kathleen Wynne to cut hydro rates from WHAT THE FUCK? to Holy Shit!
TORONTO – In an effort to make Ontario hydro bills more affordable, Premier Kathleen Wynne announced a 25% cut in electricity rates this year, bringing the average monthly bill down from th…
Kellie Leitch jumps in polls after eating live dove during leadership debate
OTTAWA – Kellie Leitch has emerged as a favourite in the Conservative leadership race after a strong showing at the Manning debate wherein she devoured an entire live dove to the raucous ap…
O’Leary slams Edmonton debate as “terribly bilingual”
BOSTON – Conservative leadership hopeful Kevin O’Leary announced this week that he would not participate in the party’s upcoming candidates’ debate in Edmonton, denouncing the event as “terribly …
Kellie Leitch proves commitment to shitty Canadian production values
OTTAWA – Conservative leadership hopeful Kellie Leitch has released a campaign video demonstrating that she has her finger on the pulse of traditional Canadian culture and it’s terrib…
Lonely Thomas Mulcair adopts 44 stray cats
OTTAWA – NDP Leader Thomas Mulcair has adopted yet another stray cat, bringing the total number of felines in his one-bedroom apartment in Ottawa to 44. Mulcair made the announcement on soc…
Former teacher Trudeau sends heckling MP to Governor General’s office
OTTAWA – Drawing on past experience to maintain order in the House of Commons, Prime Minister Trudeau has sent a heckling MP to the Governor General’s office. “Okay, that’s strike three,” s…
Maxime Bernier’s leadership campaign sponsored by the legitimate businessman’s association of legitimate business
Today we continue with the Leadership Ads the Conservative Party hired us to make by looking at Maxime Bernier. A man who wants to reduce burdensome government regulations, like all those …
