Pulteney, AB – In a police-related mix up, RCMP unwittingly deployed the Mounties famed Musical Ride to a hostage situation in rural Alberta. Police surrounded an isolated farmhouse after r…
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Ezra Levant confident riled up, far-right mob won’t turn against Jews this time
CALGARY – Saying that as far as he knew it had never happened before, Ezra Levant, the owner and presenter of the far-right Rebel Media, says he’s pretty sure his anti-immigrant, alt-right …
Deepak Obhrai Conservative Party Ad
Deepak stands for experience, responsible spending, and leveraging this whole thing into a cushy job.…
Newfoundland blown off course, last spotted drifting near Canary Islands
ATLANTIC OCEAN – The province of Newfoundland was blown well off course by one of the most intense wind storms the island has ever seen. It was last spotted on the other side of the Atlanti…
White drug dealers shocked to receive same treatment as ethnic drug dealers
TORONTO – Owners of popular pot chain Cannabis Culture, Marc and Jodie Emery were shocked on Wednesday evening when their arrest at Pearson airport brought on the creeping realization that …
Rest of Canada unable to name city in Manitoba after Winnipeg
OTTAWA – Scratching their heads and stating that it’s on the tip of their tongues, everyone in the nation outside of Manitoba was completely at a loss when asked to name a city in the provi…
Tory senator wants to “focus on the good” of gaping wound in leg
OTTAWA — Conservative Senator Lynn Beyak announced to the Red Chamber today that she wants to “focus on the good” aspects of the large, exposed wound on her left leg. Beyak, who recently as…
Five of Justin Trudeau’s broken promises that nobody is talking about
Electoral reform is just the tip of the iceberg……
Entire New York Times Editorial Board cross Canadian border, claim refugee status
HEMMINGFORD, QC – RCMP patrolling the Quebec-New York border have intercepted all 16 members of the New York Times Editorial Board who immediately claimed refugee status. The weary journali…
Maxime Bernier’s leadership campaign sponsored by the legitimate businessman’s association of legitimate business
Today we continue with the Leadership Ads the Conservative Party hired us to make by looking at Maxime Bernier. A man who wants to reduce burdensome government regulations, like all those …











