Thousands arrested under Shariah law after passage of anti-Islamophobia motion, imagines local man - The Beaverton

Thousands arrested under Shariah law after passage of anti-Islamophobia motion, imagines local man

STRATHROY, ON – A man’s imagination is reporting that thousands of Canadians have been incarcerated under the country’s new law, thanks to the passage of the Anti- motion in the House of Commons.

Deep inside Kenneth Boyle’s mind, the federal government has already executed dozens for blasphemy, ordered all women to wear niqabs, and announced that everyone will be forced to speak whatever foreign they most, thanks to a non-binding Parliamentary resolution.

Boyle wasted no time in alerting his fellow patriots and free-speech lovers on Facebook about the imminent danger of his complete fabrication of reality.

Boyle claims to be an expert on Islam because he watched an especially long video about it, and said he “knows one of them from .” Follow-up reports have discovered his co-worker is actually Sikh.

“They didn’t define Islamophobia!” complained the voice in the father of two’s head. “Now I have to stone an adulterer to death!”

At press time, Boyle felt reassured that there is hope in defeating his made-up nightmare after seeing that people were still able to make online comments on National Post stories.