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Handy ghost returns to complete unfinished basement
LETHBRIDGE, AB – After moving into their dream house in Lethbridge, Alberta the family of Tom and Christie Miller have reported hearing “weird” noises and seeing glimpses of a wispy, transp…
Panicked husband realizes turkey pan has been soaking since last Thanksgiving
BRANDON, MA – As his family prepared for this weekend’s thanksgiving festivities local man Stephen Island realized that he had left the pan they use to cook the turkey every year sitting in…
Middle-school science teacher has already blown through the cool experiments
TORONTO – Although he is only a month into the school year, local science teacher Carlos Leslie has already run out of the fun, exciting, and even marginally interesting science experiments…
Local couple choose between getting married and burning $30,000 in giant bonfire
TORONTO – Local couple Sarah Schneider and David Richmond recently made the difficult choice between burning their money in the fire pit at a local park or spending thousands of dollars on weddin…
Children drag kicking and screaming parents from cottage
GEORGIAN BAY, ON – The last cottage weekend for the Roberts family ended in utter turmoil, when the two Roberts children had to literally drag their parents out of the family cottage and to…
Memorial service for deceased BMW driver held in bike lane
TORONTO – Following his tragic accident last week, this morning a memorial service was held for deceased BMW driver Cole Richards in the middle of a busy bike lane in Toronto. “I can’t beli…
Aunt Kathy to speak at homeschool graduation
FREDERICTON, NB – With the ceremony only days away, the Lisa Pentman Homeschool Academy has announced that its most distinguished and only alumna, Aunt Kathy, will be speaking at graduation…
Woman telling everyone that she is ghosting from this party
TORONTO – Having determined that she is no longer ‘feeling this party’, local woman Tammy Smith has decided to ghost, but not before informing close friends, acquaintances, and …
