HAMILTON, ON – After deliberating for several months on if he should schedule a much-needed physical, Jeff Turcott has decisively purchased a mouth-watering panzerotti instead. “I can make an app…
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Chiropractor not going to let the lack of medical training, education get in the way of medical advice
WINNIPEG – Overcoming all odds stacked against her, local chiropractor Kristy St. Laurent has been giving her patients advice about vaccines, toxicology, autism, water fluoridation, and oth…
Loose cannon health inspector asked to hand in his digital thermometer
CAMROSE, AB – A renegade public health inspector who is known for bending the rules to get the bottom of his cases has been asked to hand in his badge and digital thermometer by his superio…
Local man who owns kettlebell somehow still completely out of shape
CALGARY – After possessing a twenty-five pound kettlebell for over three years, Patrick Donaldson continues to lack anything that one could describe as fitness. “I’m as shocked as you are”, said …
How to enjoy hot yoga when that heating panel could fall on you at any moment
Hot yoga is a great activity for your mind and body. Here’s how to get the most out of it, despite the fact that the large heating panels suspended from the ceiling could come down and crush you …
5 home remedies to keep that tick firmly embedded in your skin
Got a tick and want to keep it firmly embedded into your skin for a while? Try these 5 home remedies that will help it stay firmly planted. Duct tape That little critter isn’t going anywhere by w…
Guide To: The Human Body
Learn more about the stupid body your parents stuck you with!…
Woman at gym can’t find a non-weird place to do glute bridges.
KINGSTON, ON – Local fitness enthusiast Rebecca Lee is currently on her third lap around the gym, hoping against hope she’ll find a place to do glute bridges without an audience. “I’m not s…
Friend who insists people shouldn’t use soap smells like shit
VANCOUVER – Local friend and long-board enthusiast Zach Guentzel is on a mission to raise awareness that soap and other personal hygiene products are but ruses invented by Big Business to t…
Ontario retirees loitering in Shoppers parking lot hassling teens for free prescription drugs
Brampton, ON — Since the Ontario Liberals’ announced a plan to make prescription drugs free for youth under 25, retirees have been spotted swarming Shoppers Drug Mart parking lots looking f…
