TORONTO — Canada’s system of production and consumption of goods and services was put on the defensive at the Maclean’s National Leaders Debate when Prime Minister Stephen Harper accused it…
Airlines announce disruptive children to be checked into cargo
TORONTO – Airline passengers easily annoyed by rambunctious children are sighing in relief after numerous Canadian airlines announced they will now require all disruptive children to be che…
Harper announces continuation of 4 year election ad campaign
OTTAWA — With Governor General David Johnston by his side at Rideau Hall, Prime Minister Stephen Harper has officially informed the Canadian public that advertisements for the election will…
Mulcair calls on wealthy to donate child benefits to less fortunate political party
LONDON, ON – NDP Leader Thomas Mulcair encouraged wealthy parents receiving the enhanced universal child care benefit to generously give it away to a needy political party. “The Harpe…
Ashley Madison leak reveals over a fifth of Ottawa residents actually have sex
OTTAWA – Canadians were surprised to learn this week that anyone in the nation’s capital is having sex after a report revealed that over a fifth of Ottawa residents are users of the a…
Pierre Poilievre insists Government of Canada logo was always like that
OTTAWA – Employment Minister Pierre Poilievre is denying that he or anyone in the Conservative Party changed the Government of Canada’s logo and remained adamant that it was always like tha…
Son, you weren’t an accident; you were a tax benefit
BY: CRAIG TOWNSEND, FATHER AND ACCOUNTANT My dear boy, you’re coming to that age where you might think that your mother and I didn’t expect to have you as one of our children. I can tell you that…
Occasion to drink, do drugs marred by presence of music lovers
ATLIN, BC – In what should have been a fun, substance-fueled weekend for a group of young people has been ruined by well-behaved music lovers attending a weekend festival. Local youths were…
Visa offers Greece another credit card, increased spending limit
ATHENS – After opening his mail early this morning, Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras was surprised to discover he and 11 million other citizens were approved for another credit card and …
Air Canada asks for more bomb threats to excuse poor service
TORONTO – After a series of false bomb threats made against WestJet flights, Air Canada is requesting more threats be made against its own aircraft as an alibi for its poor service. “We are…
