Round 5 of our Canadian Politician look-alike poll matches Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and Auric Goldfinger, the antagonist from the James Bond movie Goldfinger. They both have an affinity for money. …
US middle school makes trip to Toronto, Canada’s capital
ASHTABULA, OH – Ashtabula middle school students left on a field trip to Toronto this morning in an effort to see the northern nation’s capital city. “I’ll tell ya, it’s m…
Harper on Alberta floods: ‘Don’t worry, the oil is okay’
CALGARY – Prime Minister Stephen Harper reassured Canadians yesterday that Alberta’s most important natural resource, oil, had escaped significant damage from the flash floods that ha…
BREAKING: The Beaverton Live! plays tonight!
For show details visit our Facebook event page: The Beaverton Live! Purchase tickets in advance from Brown Paper Tickets.…
Newly separated astronomer discovers planet said to be capable of sustaining wife
TORONTO – A shocking announcement made earlier this week by recently single astronomer Dr. Larry Gradenfeld claims the discovery of a new planet in the Eagle Nebula that could potentially s…
Quebec Soccer Federation bans turbans
The Quebec Soccer Federation will uphold a decision to ban turbans stating that if players want to wear turbans, they can play in their backyards. What’s your say? “This is a travesty. We s…
The Beaverton Live!
We’re happy to announce our live show! Only two weeks away! For media contact, view the show’s press release. Brown Paper Tickets Ticket Widget Loading… Click Here to vis…
Canadian man unsure if he loves Canada more than he hates the Ottawa Senators
VANCOUVER – Having seen his own team eliminated in the first round, Canucks fan Andre Deschampes must decide whether having a Canadian team in the finals is worth the pain and embarrassmen…
Canadian Politician Look-alike Poll: Vote for Premier of British Columbia Christy Clark and Jeanette Miller, one of the Chippetes
Round 4 of our Canadian Politician look-alike poll matches Premier of British Columbia Christy Clark and Jeanette Miller, one of the Chippetes from Alvin and the Chipmunks. They’re both ver…
Canadian Politician Look-alike Poll: Vote for Minister of National Defence Peter MacKay and Owen Wilson from Bottle Rocket
Round 3 of our Canadian Politician look-alike poll matches Minister of National Defence, The Honourable Peter MacKay, with Owen Wilson from the movie Bottle Rocket. They both have piercing blue e…
