Cornwall, ON – The burgeoning relationship between Monica Carlstrom and Brent Sherway has been progressing steadily until 8 pm last night when tragedy struck. The couple was about to become intim…
La Ronde acquiert un effrayant manège: le pont Jacques-Cartier
MONTRÉAL – Si les montagnes russes tels que le Vertigo, le Maniac ou le Goliath ne vous donnent plus de sueurs froides, La Ronde a un nouveau manège pour vous: le pont Jacques-Cartier. «Ça …
Gilles Duceppe found living under Quebec’s last uncollapsed bridge
MONTREAL – Structural engineers inspecting an overpass last Thursday were shocked to discover that it was still standing and mildly surprised to find former Bloc Québécois leader Gilles Duceppe c…
Grand Theft Auto V launches
Grand Theft Auto V, the fifth installment in the popular video game series by Rockstar Game, launched today. The game is estimated to have cost $265 million to produce and is expected to bring in…
Le Québec répond à l’hôpital de l’Ontario avec une pub ciblant les médecins racistes
QUÉBEC – Le gouvernement du Québec a répondu aujourd’hui aux efforts d’un hôpital en Ontario pour attirer des médecins québécois avec une publicité ciblant les médecins intolérants. «L’Onta…
North Korea executes ex-girlfriend of Kim Jong-un over alleged sex tape
North Korean has reportedly executed Kim Jong-un’s former lover by firing squad for allegedly participating in a pornography along with 11 other artists. What’s your say? “Damn! I was waiting for…
Leonard Cohen set to record cover version of Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah
MONTREAL – Leonard Cohen announced today his intention to add his name to the already impressive list of artists who have recorded their take on Leonard Cohen’s seminal 1984 religious…
Toronto police admit the ninth bullet was a bit unnecessary
TORONTO – In response to the fatal shooting of 18 year-old Sammy Yatim on a streetcar this past weekend, Toronto Police Services admitted today that the ninth round fired was a tad unnecess…
Loblaw purchases Shoppers Drug Mart, forgets to use Optimum card
TORONTO – Loblaw Cos. proudly announced today the $12.4 billion acquisition of Shoppers Drug Mart Corp. in a move that has merged two of Canada’s biggest retailers but failed to provide any…
