TORONTO – A protest by taxi-cab drivers against Uber’s infringement on their business caused gridlock on the Gardiner, Lakeshore and Queen Street, giving commuters just enough time to downl…
Scientists discover cure for common cold: cancelling plans
CALGARY – A new report from the University of Calgary medical school has found that the elusive cure for the common cold is a prescription for cancelling all the plans you made before you g…
Mark Zuckerberg to donate 99% of your personal information to charity
PALO ALTO, CA – In a move that shocked business insiders for its generosity and selflessness, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg and his wife Priscilla Chan have pledged that they will donate…
63% of Canadians opposed to non-existent government program that gives Syrian refugees free iPhones
VANCOUVER – A new study by the Conservative leaning Fraser Institute has found that a sizable majority of Canadians do not agree with the government plan to give Syrian refugees free iPhone…
Liberals blame unexpected $3B deficit on Tory fiscal plan of ‘no payments til 2015’
OTTAWA – After announcing that the federal government had incurred an unexpected deficit of three billion dollars for 2015, the new Liberal government strongly suggested that the previous C…
Justin Trudeau takes drag off cigarette, adjusts leather jacket, swears in as PM
OTTAWA – Just before being sworn in as Canada’s Prime Minister, Liberal leader Justin Trudeau stood in the darkened alley by Rideau Hall and took a long puff of his cigarette before flickin…
City of Calgary to rename unemployment office after Stephen Harper
CALGARY – City officials have announced that they will move to rename the municipal office that handles employment insurance and welfare claims after soon to be former Prime Minister Stephe…
Conservatives unveil last minute attack ad accusing Justin of supporting Kansas City
TORONTO – In a last minute gamble for GTA seats, the Conservative Party unveiled a new attack ad over the weekend suggesting Liberal leader Justin Trudeau wanted the Kansas City Royals to d…
Die hard Conservative changes vote after being called “Asshole” on Facebook
MEDICINE HAT, AB – Local welder and Tory supporter Greg Rashovich has abruptly decided to switch his vote to the NDP party after being called an “asshole” on Facebook via status updates, bl…
Panicked husband realizes turkey pan has been soaking since last Thanksgiving
BRANDON, MA – As his family prepared for this weekend’s thanksgiving festivities local man Stephen Island realized that he had left the pan they use to cook the turkey every year sitting in…
