EDMONTON – Expressing their appreciation for the purchasing the controversial Trans Mountain Pipeline, the Alberta government said thanks by complaining about how much Quebec, Manitoba, Nov…
Greyhound cancellation: Saskatchewan government looking for new ways to ship homeless people to Vancouver
REGINA – The Saskatchewan government is scrambling to find a new way of solving its homeless problem instead of purchasing them a one-way ticket to Vancouver. Last week, Greyhound announced…
Canada deploys 250 passive-aggressive peacekeepers to Mali
GAO – The twin rotors from the Chinook helicopters brought up red dust in their wake as the helicopters carrying the lead contingent of Canada’s UN passive-aggressive peacekeeping force lan…
Canada cuts out middleman in US trade war by negotiating directly with Putin
MOSCOW – The Canadian government has relocated its NAFTA trade negotiations to Russia, a diplomatic maneuver that will eliminate US President Donald Trump as a middleman. Five Canadian memb…
Ontario student from 2021 aces standardized phrenology exam
UXBRIDGE, ON – An Ontario student living three years into the future will receive a perfect score on his standardized phrenology exam. William Paxter, 17, will put in long hours of studying…
Quick-thinking beachgoers save Elizabeth May trapped in plastic six ring pack
SAANICH, BC – A group of environmental do-gooders saved Green Party Leader and endangered species Elizabeth May who was found tangled in a web of six ring beer packs. “My partner and I were…
England demands referendum on World Cup semi-final results
LONDON – The British government is proposing yet another referendum, this time on whether to accept the results of the semi-final match between England and Croatia. Proponents of the refere…
Budget cuts: Ontario unveils DIY school repair program for students
TORONTO – The Ontario PC government is calling on elementary and high school students to learn valuable construction skills since his government recently cut the $100 million school repair …
BC mulls updating singing bowl tsunami-warning system
SALT SPRING ISLAND, BC – The British Columbia government is considering updating the province’s tsunami warning system, which consists mostly of New Age white people sounding their Tibetan …
Report: Fake CRA scamming Canadians much better at collecting taxes than real CRA
OTTAWA – A recent Auditor General report indicates that India-based scam artists posing as the Canada Revenue Agency are much better at collecting tax revenue than the real CRA. “Their tech…
