AUSTIN, TX – World’s richest man Elon Musk has achieved another lifelong milestone goal, this time training his artificial intelligence program Grok to make it easier than ever for users to create images of illegal underage pornography.
“Look, uh, we all know that advancement in internet computing is driven by porn, particularly really creepy porn,” stammered the world’s leading maniacal billionaire. “What I am doing is giving X users the power to generate their own nudes with images of women and children they are not legally allowed to approach.”
Musk outlined how, even as a young boy growing up under a tyrannical Apartheid-era emerald baron, he dreamed of one day inventing a machine that would instantly generate images of unclothed underage women and post it for all the world to see. “Or at least, I dreamed of buying a company and demanding the engineers invent it for me, but same diff,” Musk clarified between bumps of ketamine.
When pressed on why anyone would even create such a function in the first place, Musk explained: “I am the proud son of white South African colonists, yeah? My ultimate goal is to colonize Mars, and to do that I have to make life on Earth so unbearable that people want to leave. Just ask the mothers of any of my children.”
Musk then noted that this statement “gave him an idea”, and directed Grok’s engineers to make the CSAM button even bigger.
Experts experts agree that adding a simple button to generate borderline illegal non-consensual pornography is well in line with Musk’s long-term strategy of buying Twitter to turn it into the ultimate platform for vindictive amoral incels, thereby making them the ideal users for a sex abuse-generating AI.
The same experts agreed that Musk is “a man with all the attributes of a Bond villain plus the delusion that he could be Bond”, only to discover that Musk had already used Grok to generate profoundly amoral images of them in states of undress.
Asked what he would try next to reshape the world in his own twisted image, Musk replied that he was considering “further enshittifying Tesla’s Cybertrucks”, but was at a loss as to how.
At press time it was confirmed that President Trump had no intention of prosecuting X and was instead writing the prompt “Ivanka covered in baby oil.”
