Province that didn't pay $4.5 billion for Trans Mountain pipeline votes against equalization - The Beaverton

Province that didn’t pay $4.5 billion for Trans Mountain pipeline votes against equalization

EDMONTON – The province that didn’t pay $4.5 billion for the Trans Mountain pipeline has voted 62% in favour of refusing to understand how the federal program works.

The ‘Yes’ side from the province located between Saskatchewan and celebrated a victory against a government that just transferred $4.7 billion to its health care system last year.

“I don’t know what equalization is, but ’s just unfair, and we won,” said a resident whose life was saved thanks to that was not purchased by his provincial government. “I’m glad the military was brought in to help our deal with this , but the rest of did nothing.”

The premier of the province that rhymes with the name ‘Roberta’ says is treating his citizens unfairly.

“The roughly $22 billion we received in the 2020 is not enough,” said the premier who refuses to implement any provincial sales tax to boost provincial coffers. “Our economy is not diversifying under Justin ’s leadership no matter how much I try to pour everything into oil and gas.”

At press time, the premier expected the rest of Canada to pay the province back for all of the climate change it caused.