TORONTO – Amancia Gordon, 43, has been repeatedly told by those living in the West that she can never understand the plight of having a federal government who doesn’t champion the values sh…
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Alberta economy makes transition to renewable sources of anger
CALGARY – With Prime Minister Justin Trudeau winning the most seats in his second election, Premier Jason Kenney’s UPC government as well as many oil and gas companies have started to make …
Voters send clear message of “ugh, fine, Trudeau again, I guess”
OTTAWA – Exercising their democratic rights, voters across Canada today sent a clear, unambiguous message to Ottawa of, “sure, whatever, Trudeau, I guess.” Adding “He’s fine. I mean, he’s n…
Trudeau win inspires next generation of white men to break the blackface barrier
OTTAWA – With media sources projecting at least a minority government, Canada’s first black and brown prime minister Justin Trudeau has been re-elected. The Liberal leader won another hard …
Update: Canadians lucky US Presidential endorsement of Canadian political leader didn’t involve drone strikes
OTTAWA – Canadians familiar with US regime change in foreign countries are breathing a sigh of relief after former US President Barack Obama endorsed Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau without b…
Trudeau comes to Montreal climate strike to protest self
MONTREAL – Wearing his ‘We Only Have 1 Earth’ t-shirt and hitting a pot with a wooden spoon, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau marched through the streets of Montreal to protest his government’…
Starving Canadians from 2050 wished the 2019 election was about the climate crisis
RUINS OF TORONTO – A group of starving Canadians from the year 2050 lamented on the ill-fated 2019 election, the last chance the country had to save itself and the world from a climate chan…
Trudeau’s popularity skyrockets in Quebec after revelation of brownface photos
QUEBEC – An Angus Reid poll has indicated that Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau has never been more popular in the province of Quebec since a 2001 high school yearbook revealed the then-teache…
Liberals fail to vet Montreal candidate
MONTREAL – The Liberal Party of Canada will be reviewing its vetting process after images of a candidate wearing brownface were revealed by Time Magazine. Justin Trudeau, an up-and-coming h…
Trudeau claims he was just holding a bag of single-use plastics for a friend
OTTAWA – After being caught on camera with a large quantity of single-use plastics, Justin Trudeau is adamantly denying the stash of fossil fuel derived cutlery belongs to him. “Look, this …