Mushroom Kingdom, Arkansas – As Luigi, Peach, and Donkey Kong get ready for another rousing game of Mario Party, Mario has refused to jump into the warp pipe leading to Koopa Troopa Creek. …
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Nintendo announces that the last of your neglected Animal Crossing villagers have died
REDMOND, WASHINGTON – As part of their latest update to Animal Crossing: New Horizons, Nintendo announced that players who haven’t visited their island in several months have doomed their animal …
Some of Mario’s friends still haven’t forgiven Donkey Kong for the barrel throwing years
DONKEY KONG ISLAND – Despite a storied decades-long career as one of the most popular and iconic characters in the Nintendo universe, Donkey Kong is still regarded with suspicion by some of…
Super Mario 3D All-Stars Review: Your family doesn’t love you, only Mario loves you
Super Mario 3D All-Stars: 4/5 stars – Lets-a-go back in time with the new Super Mario 3D All-Stars collection including Super Mario 64, Super Mario Sunshine, and Super Mario Galaxy which af…
Woman late to join Animal Crossing has been making mortgage payments to raccoon outside apartment
THORNHILL, ON – Four months after the release of the wildly popular video game Animal Crossing: New Horizons, Leondra Mendoza sat down with her partner to admit to them that she had been ma…
7 US Presidents throughout history and the Nintendo characters their penises resemble
Following Stormy Daniels’ description of President Trump’s penis as looking like the mushroom shaped Toad in her new book, Full Disclosure, historians are reminding the public of the varying arra…
Wow! Donald Sutherland only allows Kiefer 20 minutes of Nintendo time every day!
And you thought your parents were harsh! It turns out that Hollywood legend Donald Sutherland keeps a close eye on how much Nintendo son Kiefer is allowed to play each day before bed. “Call me ol…
GIFT GUIDE: What to get if you can’t find a Mini NES Classic
Hi tech lovers! Dave Barclay here with your guide to all things tech. The Q4 Cyber-Synergy Ceremony is just around the corner, or I should say The Holidays? (Sorry, didn’t mean to exclude anyone …
Mario, 30, reflects on lifelong struggle with psilocybin addiction
NEW YORK CITY — In his new tell-all book, It’s-a me, Mario, released to coincide with his 30th birthday, the world’s most famous Italian plumber isn’t afraid to show his darker side. At a …
Thousands of Nintendo Power Gloves, severed hands, found in New Mexico landfill
ALAMOGORDO, N.M. — As a documentary crew searched the Alamogordo Landfill for long-lost copies of the Atari 2600 game E.T. The Extraterrestrial, a separate documentary crew has discovered hundred…