RIVERVIEW, NB – Sources have confirmed that local man Maurice Fitzroy will not earn enough to not pay taxes for this year despite his best efforts at trying to be wealthy enough to pursue t…
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Canadian Revenue Agency unable to figure out where mattress company hiding its profits
OSHAWA, ON – Despite searching through the recently leaked Panama Papers for shell companies, looking into offshore banks, and checking for any potential money laundering operations, the CR…
CRA registers itself as Offshore Revenue Agency to avoid enforcing tax laws
GEORGE TOWN, CAYMAN ISLANDS — The Canada Revenue Agency re-registered its agency’s location offshore to the Cayman Islands last month in a move high-level civil servants are hoping will sav…
RBC bests Scotiabank with new ad campaign ‘you’re richer than the government thinks’
TORONTO – RBC has announced a new slogan designed to compete with Scotiabank’s popular ‘you’re richer than you think’ in which the bank assures people that they can be wealthier than they t…
CRA to tax ‘exposure’ income by actors
The Canada Revenue Agency has announced a new category of tax remittance for actors, comedians, improvisers, and other types of performers to pay dues on the vast sums of attention and future opp…
CRA discovers discrepancies in 7 out of 4 cases
OTTAWA – According to a recent internal review, the Canada Revenue Agency’s tax answers to customers have not been mathematically accurate “110% of the time.” “It would seem highly improbab…
Harper vows to work closely with CRA to ensure future corruption occurs only internally
OTTAWA – The Harper Government is responding to the recent Revenue Canada Agency scandal in which nearly $400,000 in rebates was issued to a member of a reputed mobster by promising to work…
BREAKING: Canada Revenue Agency will pay Canadians $500 to keep quiet about mob tax return
OTTAWA – The federal agency that oversees tax collection has promised all 35 million Canadians a nice bonus if they keep quiet about a $381,737.46 tax rebate given to former mob boss Nicolo…