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Scheer claims ‘People’s Party’ discriminatory to marionettes like himself

OTTAWA – Following last week’s announcement that Maxime Bernier’s new political party will be known as the People’s Party of Canada, Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer has spoken out against the n…

Conservatives reassure voters that citizenship begins at conception

HALIFAX — Following the its biannual convention, the Conservative Party of Canada has reassured voters of its official position that citizenship will be granted at the exact moment a baby is conc…

Andrew Scheer to serve as stark reminder for young people that smoking pot does not make you cool

OTTAWA – Admitting on Monday that he used to smoke pot when he was in university, federal Conservative Party leader Andrew Scheer is now holding himself up as a disturbing example to young …

Andrew Scheer’s new slogan: “You’re going to sit there and like Canada or I’m turning this car around!”

OTTAWA – Conservative Leader Andrew Scheer has released a new, stern motto: “You’re going to sit there and like Canada or I’m turning this car around!” The Conservative Party captured Schee…

“I didn’t touch the brownies you left on the counter, Mommy,” claims chocolate-covered Andrew Scheer

REGINA, SK – Despite chocolate smeared all over his face and hands, federal Conservative Party Leader Andrew Scheer insists he has no idea what happened to the freshly baked brownies his mo…

Conservative Party charters large bus for their Omar Khadr Outrage US Tour 2017

OMAHA, NE – A group of Conservative MPs have rented a charter bus to deliver their rhetorical performances to TV stations, newspapers, town halls, and anyone else willing to listen as part …

Canada to Kevin O’Leary: “I’m out”

OTTAWA – After a four month long pitch to Canada’s panel of esteemed Conservative voters, the business savvy nation stated that Kevin O’Leary’s purported valuation was “way off” and that th…