Bored dinner party guests upset Christ not performing miracles at table
MUSKOKA, ON – A couple hosting a dinner party at their Muskoka cottage reported frustration after repeated failed attempts to have their guest of honour, Jesus Christ, Author of Eternal Sal…
Health Canada releases new set of Fat Warning Labels
OTTAWA – Health Canada released a series of disturbing anti-inactivity, anti-junk food warning labels this week in an effort to combat the country’s high rates of obesity. The warnings will…
Book author finally lands Twitter deal
CALGARY – A Calgary woman has been offered a $6 million Twitter deal following years of successfully self-publishing in the book industry. “Matha Stanford’s witty, quirky 140 page novellas …
Black friend added to diversify Facebook friend list
EDMONTON, AB – Puplic relations employee Steve Wasley, 26, has made visible efforts to show his ability to connect with a variety of races and cultures by seeking out a black woman for his …
Jesus Christ stuck in big traffic jam
SOUTH GLENGARRY, – An overturned tractor trailer in the eastbound lane of the 401 near the Ontario-Quebec border is creating massive traffic jams and severe delays for Jesus Christ, who was…
UBC student blown away by science lecture
VANCOUVER- A student at the University of British Columbia was blown away by an intense astronomy lecture early this morning. James Barnabey, 20, a third year English major completing his science…
Home ownership bad idea reports guy with $5000 in the bank
VANCOUVER – The benefits of home ownership do not outweigh its many risks, according to a guy with $5013 in his bank account. “You have to look at taxes, maintenance fees, and other expense…
Really cool motor coach driver slows down or stops when you need to use toilet
MONTREAL – Coach Canada driver Ted Logan, 42, will make every attempt to slow down his motor coach on the highway whenever a passenger tries to use the toilet. “If you need to go, just give…
