TORONTO — Celebrated journalist and author Meredith L. Crowley is enjoying another stunning achievement as the subject of a pornographic parody film based on her life and work. The erotic film, ...
500 thankful university students find out they aren’t going to York after all
500 almost-students breathed a sigh of relief this Tuesday after they were informed by York University that they were sent acceptance letters by accident and would not be forced to enroll. “Normally w...
Underemployed millennial not particularly worried about housing bubble
VANCOUVER – Part-time barista Jeremy Fletcher admitted yesterday that he was not overly concerned about the possibility that housing prices across Canada could suddenly collapse, causing a signi...
Former teacher Trudeau plays name game with all 10,000 Syrian refugees
OTTAWA – Calling on his education background, Prime Minister Trudeau has gathered all 10,000 Syrian refugees in a circle on Parliament Hill to play the name game. “Okay guys, I know it’s cold ou...
PEI UFO actually just potato that got thrown pretty good
KENSINGTON, PEI – A recent investigation into a well-publicised UFO sighting off the coast of Prince Edward Island has confirmed it was just a potato that someone chucked a pretty good distance....
CBC courts younger viewers with yet another adaptation of 100 year old novel
TORONTO – In a bold programming move sure to excite millions of young Canadians, the Canadian Broadcasting Company has announced that they will reboot the early 20th century literary classic Ann...
Obama begins State of the Union address with 58-minute sigh
WASHINGTON – Speaking to congress about what shape the country is in and what his plans are for the coming year, President Obama spent the first fifty-eight minutes of last night’s address hunch...
Canada pledges $1 million to Kevin O’Leary if he will go away forever
OTTAWA — Citing concerns over reality show star and financial commentator’s impact on the value of Canadian public discourse, democratic process, and journalistic integrity, Canada is offering Kevin O...
Obama reportedly wearing beautiful sequin green dress to final State of the Union address
WASHINGTON DC — For his final State of the Union address, US President Barack Obama is reportedly wearing a stunning sequin green dress. Obama, who is expected to comment on such complicated mat...
PK Subban fined for swearing only in English
MONTREAL — If things couldn’t get any worse for Habs defenceman P.K. Subban, the 2013 Norris Trophy winner learned that he will be fined $50 by the Office québécois de la langue française by cur...
