OTTAWA – If you think nobody in the world is trying to stop Trump you’re wrong! Justin Trudeau has just tweeted that for every 1000 retweets he gets he’ll raise the cap on private refugee sponso...
BREAKING: Statue of Liberty has begun fading from old photographs
NEW YORK – After Donald Trump signed an executive order banning all immigrants and refugees from several Muslim countries, sources across the country are reporting that the Statue of Liberty has...
“Protest doesn’t solve anything,” says man who has never solved anything
LONDON, ON – In a revolutionary move, local man George Hunter has posted online about his disdain for civil action as a solution despite the fact that he has never even changed a lightbulb without hel...
Costa Rican Ambassador Brian Pallister makes racist remark against indigenous people
WINNIPEG – The Costa Rican Ambassador to Manitoba Brian Pallister was caught making offensive remarks towards indigenous people in Manitoba over nighttime hunting last week. The Ambassador, who ...
Couple with kids has sex outside of date night
WINNIPEG – Friends of Kari and Robert Hern have confirmed the occurrence of unplanned marital sex between the couple last Tuesday. Sources within Kari’s book club and Rob’s poker circle say that the p...
Canadian Try American Snacks Then We Turn Them Against Each Other
The results will shock you. #BeavFeed...
Wynne kills Gardiner, DVP roads tolls in appeal to popular “Fuck Toronto” constituency
TORONTO – Premier Kathleen Wynne has pulled her support for Toronto City Council’s plan to implement road tolls on the Gardiner Expressway and Don Valley Expressway, choosing instead to align wi...
Man with devil sticks and toe-shoes undermines gravitas of local rally
Comox, British Columbia – Organizers of a local rally to protect farmland in Parksville from developers were dismayed this weekend to find their event undermined by the presence of a man with de...
Rumours resurface of Louis C.K. cornering women, forcing them to watch ‘Horace & Pete’
TORONTO — In the wake of Louis C.K.’s record-breaking stand-up comedy tour, which included a recent performance at the ACC, ugly rumours have resurfaced involving the beloved comedian exploiting his s...
You have a chance to punch a Nazi. Do you take it?
You are just a normal, everyday person. But you have an opportunity to be something greater, something a little more Indiana Jonesy. Will you seize the moment and become the hero you know you can be? ...
