Op-Ed by Kellie Leitch: “Oh no, I’m the Ben Carson, aren’t I?”
Oh, no. Oh god, I see what this is… Crap. All this time campaigning for the Conservative leadership, I was sure I was going to be seen as Canada’s Donald Trump. Particularly because I’ve be…
Quiz: Are you an introvert, an extrovert or that asshole Ted?
We have all asked this question a thousand times. Now find out what you really are with this test! Sources Bar Public speaking Fun Spare time Unwind Couple relaxing Introvert Extrovert Ted…
Local student unsure if he should say hi to nude prof at gym
LONDON – Western University student Arash Adari was forced to engage in brief but intensive deliberation yesterday afternoon on how to proceed after spotting his completely naked psychology profe…
Donald Trump to be sworn in by actor dressed like his father saying he’s proud of him
WASHINGTON – President-elect Donald Trump will make history this Friday, when he is both sworn in and assured he has made his father proud, by an actor portraying the late Fred Trump. “The …
What happened to the Electric Circus dancers after they were released?
Catch tonight’s new episode, 10pm EST on Comedy Network.…
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Blue Jays, Bautista to remain in loveless contract “for the kids”
TORONTO – The Toronto Blue Jays announced this week that the club and slugger Jose Bautista have decided to continue their loveless partnership for at least one more year, citing a shared concern…
Sheppard Line celebrates 100th rider
TORONTO – In a triumphant milestone for Toronto’s newest, shortest, and most-overlooked subway branch, the Sheppard Line today celebrated its 100th rider since opening its doors in 2002. “I…
Newfoundland taxes books after caving to powerful illiterate lobby
ST JOHN’S – Reports indicate that the Government of Newfoundland and Labrador’s decision to tax books was mostly a result of heavy lobbying from the province’s popular functionally illitera…
Man riding elliptical like it killed his family
SUDBURY, ON – Grunting audibly as the machine threatened to topple under his force, local man, Jeremy Gaston, 36, was seen riding an elliptical runner at a nearby gym this week in a way tha…
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