Charlie Sheen elected Prime Minister

OTTAWA – Charlie Sheen will be named Canada’s next Prime Minister after winning a majority government on Monday. “Tonight, this great country has voted for winning,” announced Sheen in a vi…

GSP wins 5 round boxing match at UFC 129

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Ignatieff caught wearing U.S. stars and stripes boxer shorts in last minute campaign gaffe

OTTAWA – In a campaign blunder, Michael Ignatieff was caught by surprise outside his Ottawa residence this morning dressed in a pair of stars and stripes boxer shorts. The Liberal Party Lea…

Jack Layton’s moustache defects to Liberal Party

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We shamelessly overlook everything else going on in the world to bring you photos of Kate

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Leafs to fans: No, you suck!

TORONTO – Toronto Maple Leafs GM Brian Burke and a few of his players called a surprise press conference Thursday afternoon to lash back at fans that have been unsupportive of the club’s po…

Health Canada warns cases of voter fatigue syndrome may reach epidemic levels by election day

OTTAWA – When Todd Gleck experienced shooting pains throughout his upper body after being greeted by yet another political canvessor, the 41-year-old father of three figured he simply neede…

We ask three, soon to be ousted rebel leaders – Laurent Gbagbo, Muammar Gaddafi, Stephen Harper – if they would trade it all right now for the contents of this box

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Outside the box thinker lives inside the box

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Nuclear Power Plants built atop active volcanoes: Do they pose a threat to our safety?

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