VANCOUVER – In a dramatic announcement, the Conservative Party of Canada announced it no longer opposes marriage between two chaps or a couple of dowagers. “I suppose the jig is up and it i…
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Liberal Party’s new policies based on inspiring set of fridge magnets
WINNIPEG – The Liberal Party of Canada wrapped up their first Biennial Convention since their 2015 federal electoral victory and adopted many new important policies based on very uplifting …
Hero Ambassador Kevin Vickers tackles protester before he could detonate opinions
DUBLIN – Canadian Ambassador to Ireland Kevin Vickers is once again being called a hero for tackling a man heavily armed with a loud voice before he could detonate his opinions at a ceremon…
Harper delivers heartfelt, heavily redacted resignation speech
OTTAWA – Former Prime Minister Stephen Harper announced he was bowing out of politics today in a sincere, and vigorously redacted, speech to the House of Commons. “I hope that my tenure as …
Rona Ambrose slowly lowers live goat into pit full of Tory backbenchers
OTTAWA – During question period today, interim leader of the Conservative Party Rona Ambrose used her time to feed a live goat to several dozen ravenous Tory backbenchers. “We are not to be…
Trudeau’s attempt to start Parliamentary Fight Club backfires
OTTAWA – Justin Trudeau admitted this morning that yesterday’s effort to finally get the House of Commons Fight Club started was a poor choice on his part. “I just thought that at the end o…
Entire NDP caucus arrive in neck braces, wheelchairs to House of Commons after Trudeau’s assault
OTTAWA – All 44 members of the NDP caucus arrived in Parliament this morning wearing neck braces, arm slings, head bandages, and seated in wheelchairs after yesterday’s physical altercation…
Liberals announce bill forcing men to use women’s bathrooms, report conservative aunts
OTTAWA – The Liberal government’s proposed law to protect transgender rights will force all men to use women’s bathrooms among many other “awful” things, report Canada’s conservative aunts.…
Fort McMurray authorities plead with Canadians to stop donating “Jack and Jill” DVDs
EDMONTON – In the wake of the last week’s fire, Fort McMurray Emergency Measures Organization and the Red Cross are asking Canadians to refrain from donating Adam Sandler’s 2011 film “Jack …
3 Easter Eggs you didn’t notice in Paul Martin’s official portrait
Click on the image to see three things that were hidden inside the official portrait of Canada’s 21st Prime Minister.…
