CANADA – New polls suggest that 68% of Canadians want minorities to assimilate to Canadian culture while simultaneously having no idea what that really means. “Canada is a cultural mosaic,”…
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Mississauga-born MP caught lying about being born in Toronto
TORONTO – A Globe and Mail investigation into an MP’s actual birthplace has revealed that Science Minister Kirsty Duncan was, in fact, born in neighbouring Mississauga rather than the City …
Trudeau approves Pacific NorthWest LNG Pipeline, citing future job growth in disaster relief sector
Richmond, BC – The federal government has approved the $36 Billion Pacific NorthWest Liquefied Natural Gas project; an investment which is expected to eventually produce thousands of disast…
Environment Canada requests additional funding to replace obsolete wildlife
OTTAWA – Following a disappointing lack of innovation in both the flora and fauna sectors, Environment Minister Catherine McKenna has requested additional federal funds to improve Canada…
Royals visit charity to raise awareness about Royals
Kelowna, BC – The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge took time out of their busy schedule to visit a homeless shelter to raise awareness about the Royal Family among the country’s most vulnerabl…
Prince George: “That Trudeau prick needed to get knocked down a peg or two”
VANCOUVER – Prince George, the son of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, clarified that he refused to high-five Prime Minister Justin Trudeau to “knock the peasant hero down a peg.…
First Nations family waiting for adequate housing hoping to become PMO staffers
ATTAWAPISKAT, ON – After a years-long housing crisis that has left the Attawapiskat First Nation with only 340 homes for its 2,100 residents and government inaction on both the provincial and fed…
Senator tells ethics commissioner she was unaware that she was a Senator for 7 years
OTTAWA – Conservative Senator Nicole Eaton claimed Thursday that she was unaware of her appointment to the Senate some seven years ago, in addition to claiming that she was did not know she…
Faxed bomb threat from 1997 finally arrives at destination
CHARLOTTETOWN – Prince Edward Island RCMP have determined that a bomb threat sent to more than 60 Canadian schools Wednesday morning is not credible and was actually faxed almost two decade…
Trudeau finishes UN address with fun team-building exercise
NEW YORK – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau made his address to the UN General Assembly yesterday and ended it with the popular team building game ‘Two Truths and a Lie’. After reminding the U…
