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So long as you overlook my horrible communication skills, I will make a great intern
By Sanjay Babar Dear Sir or Madam, Thank you for meeting me in person today to discuss this exciting opportunity to work for your company. When my program advisor told me that I needed to complet…
Study: Comedians make better lovers
MONTREAL – Comedians exhibit greater sensitivity and sexual stamina according to a new study published by McGill University. The study ranked sexual performance and partner satisfaction acc…
Dozens mourn Liberal Party in public ceremony
OTTAWA – The Liberal Party was buried in a quiet ceremony behind Parliament Hill’s East Block yesterday in front of family, friends, and a few loyal, non-NDP onlookers. In its heyday, the L…
Harper on change: Yes we can’t
OTTAWA – Following his party’s win at the polls last week, Conservative leader Stephen Harper spoke in a televised address to assure Canadians he is ready to form a government stronger in i…
RCMP bust inhumane balloon animal mill
MEDICINE HAT, AB – A southern Alberta balloon animal mill has been slammed with dozens of charges under the provincial Balloon Animal Care Act for its inhumane treatment of balloon animals.…
Charlie Sheen elected Prime Minister
OTTAWA – Charlie Sheen will be named Canada’s next Prime Minister after winning a majority government on Monday. “Tonight, this great country has voted for winning,” announced Sheen in a vi…
