Man invents new Slurpee flavour by mixing the shit out of the other ones - The Beaverton

Man invents new Slurpee flavour by mixing the shit out of the other ones

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WINNIPEG – Local resident and regular 7-11 patron Dale Brattigan laid claim to a new flavour last Tuesday by combining all available flavours into one large cup and mixing the shit out of it.

“You have to stir that shit up so it’s good and blended,” instructed Brattigan, demonstrating with his spoon-straw. “Otherwise it’s just layers. Seriously, I’m not playing. Mix the shit out of it.”

At press time, Brattigan was spotted at a nearby McDonald’s, adding fries to a Quarter Pounder.