OTTAWA – With the holiday season drawing near, Prime Minister Harper issued a statement today urging all Canadians to enjoy the time of year that brings us closer to our most beloved indust…
Entire nation stuck behind single, slow-walking man
CANADA – Industry, government, and social gatherings ground to a halt today as every Canadian citizen found themselves unable to get around an Edmonton man out for a very leisurely stroll. …
McGill University: The Beaverton University Reviews
Name: McGill University Nickname: The Harvard of the North, Oxford of the West, the UCLA of the East, the University of Canberra of the North-Northeast, and the Moleman Episcopalian College of th…
University of Guelph: The Beaverton University Reviews
Name: University of Guelph Nickname: Ol’ MacDonald had a University. Motto: “We take field trips literally” History: Well shoot, if it ain’t a whole pack of university-bound rascals lookin’ for s…
University of British Columbia: The Beaverton University Reviews
Name: University of British Columbia Nickname: Ol’ Oh God Maybe This Earthquake Will Turn Out To Be The Big One Motto: ‘I’ve got some psilocybin, you’ve got some woods behind your house, what are…
I preferred Question Period on Twitter because the decorum was better and I got to do it naked
By Thomas Mulcair, Leader of the Opposition Now that the House is back in session I’ve come to a conclusion. I was sitting in QP (what we pros call Question Period), and realized that it was a lo…
University of Calgary: The Beaverton University Reviews
Name: University of Calgary Nickname: Ol’ Rootin, Tootin’, and Pollutin’ Motto: “There will be blood.” History: University of Calgary was founded in 1966 as a direct response to the aggressively …
University of Waterloo: The Beaverton University Reviews
Name: University of Waterloo Nickname: Ol’ Lotta Geese Motto: 01100101 01101110 01100111 01101001 01101110 01100101 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 0010000…
Dr. Abraxas’ University for Students Who Definitely Don’t Have Mutant Powers: University Reviews 2013
Name: Doctor Abraxas’ University for Students Who Definitely Don’t Have Mutant Powers Nickname: Ol’ Normal Motto: “It is just a coincidence that government agents develop headaches when they get …
Carleton University: University Reviews 2013
Name: Carleton University Nickname: Ol’ Cemented and Demented Motto: The “K” Stands for “Quality” History: Founded in 1942, it is said that Carleton was originally built to hide an enormous, sub…
